"Mother Thocker"
The one that started it. Big block letters, small keycap icon underneath. For the board that sounds like it means business.
Wear the thock.
Tees for people who hear the difference. Printed on demand — no inventory, no warehouse, your shirt is printed when you order it and ships straight to you.
Launching soon: the designs are final and the print partner is being set up now. Join the free digest below and you'll hear the moment the store opens — founding members get first dibs.
The lineup
"Thock Around the Clock"
For the 2 a.m. typing-test watchers. Retro clock face made of keycaps — subtle enough for the office, obvious enough for the meetup.
"In Thock We Trust"
Seal-style emblem with a spacebar banner. The closest thing this hobby has to a motto, now wearable.
"Creamy Thocks Only"
A quality standard, printed on a shirt. No ping, no rattle, no hollow spacebars were harmed in the making of this slogan.
"Thock Star"
Tour-poster style, with your switch of choice in the fine print. For the builder whose sound test got 40k views.
"Keep Calm and Thock On"
The classic format, finally applied to the correct subject matter. Group-buy delays not included.
Hear when the store opens
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